Funniest shit happened today! So I'm sitting in the market like a fucking queen and all of a sudden my two shit faced husband calls me! So I answer it all kiss ass like and he starts bitching about being sick. "Ohooo le wife, i am seeekkkk bring me soup and adveeel." Well FUCK YOU. Funny motherfucker thinks he's still liked. God. People are so fucking ridiculous sometimes. So I go up to his apartment and he opens the door all tough shit and shit thinking hes a fucking badass. I throw the damn advil and soup at him and flip him off like a mother fucking bawse. True story.