Saturday, February 19, 2011

Unbefuckingleivable.

Did not think there could be a story as funny as the one as last blog. But guess what! My lovely, and often spontaneous husband called me up today. He requested for a divorce (not suprising,) BUTTTTTT GUESS WHAT!?!? That FUCKING IDIOT asked to still live in the house with me! Using the metaphor, "Its like a dead tree you gotta cut it because its dead (our marriage) and start fresh." Well, personally, FUCK YOU. Who the fuck does this shit, what an ancient ass bitch. He bitches just like a fucking woman, he probably has a mangina too! I'll be sure to pack him a strap on along with his lunch pail when he goes back to school (Btw, he's one of those losers who go back to community college as an old wrinkly fuck.) Any suggestions on ways to fuck with him?
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Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Funniest shit happened today! So I'm sitting in the market like a fucking queen and all of a sudden my two shit faced husband calls me! So I answer it all kiss ass like and he starts bitching about being sick. "Ohooo le wife, i am seeekkkk bring me soup and adveeel." Well FUCK YOU. Funny motherfucker thinks he's still liked. God. People are so fucking ridiculous sometimes. So I go up to his apartment and he opens the door all tough shit and shit thinking hes a fucking badass. I throw the damn advil and soup at him and flip him off like a mother fucking bawse. True story.

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Intro to me

Hello everyone and welcome to my blog. I have decided to blog to express my hatred towards my fucking husband. I have been married to him for the past twenty one years now and been a stay at home mom just for fucking him. Well I just want to say fuck you anonymous husband! Today I will begin the blogging of my life as of today and my goal of becoming an empowered woman. The name of the blog itself is the day my husband left me for some other whore. Thanks mother fucking giving. God damn. So baffling.